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Nursery Rhymes by Curtis Jones

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Imfamous Pinky Pink

Leonardo Di Pinky- This poem is dedicated to the wonderful art of the Infamous Pinky Pink. -no profanity-

LEONARDO DI PINKY

How Pinky Became Pinky- A little poem that Curtis wrote to help explain how Pinky got his name.-No Profanity-

HOW PINKY BECAME PINKY

Pinky's Uncle Norman- This is a poem I wrote just after Pinky's Uncle Norman came to visit us from Norway for a week. -Quite Profane-

PINKYS UNCLE NORMAN

Peanut Butter For Christmas- This rhyme was written for the Imfamous Pinky Pink, so we always remember why we can't go to the mall no more. -Slight Profanity-

PEANUT BUTTER FOR CHRISTMAS

Sexy Rhymes

Fat Girls- A nasty little diddy about the big women and how much they love the Curtis Meat -Quite Profane-

FAT GIRLS

Pussybone- This is a pimp style rhyme I wrote for the ladies. It's all about the upper inner thigh region. -Quite Profane-

PUSSYBONE

Mother Teresa- This is Curtis just being nasty. -Extremely Profane-

MOTHER TERESA

To The Bearman, With Love- This is a poem I wrote for The Bearman in dedication of April fools days any song request for a donation to Autism Speaks. I dedicated Marvin Gayes Let's Get It On to Bearman for $25. -No Profanity-

TO THE BEARMAN WITH LOVE

Misc

Curtis' Hayday -Curtis wrote this poem as a dedication to all of the substance abuse he has been through. -Slightly Profane-

CURTIS' HAYDAY

The Corner of Hunter and Spruce- This is a poem about Curtis' old apartment and the people who lived around him. -Some Profanity-

THE CORNER OF HUNTER AND SPRUCE

The Weapon of Choice- A little poem that may pick you up and dust you off after the beating we are all taking by the economy. -no profanity-

THE WEAPON OF CHOICE

Daddy's Words- Curtis tributes this poem to his late father. -No Profanity-

DADDY'S WORDS

The Garbage Man- have you ever thought about what the garbage man actually sees that you throw away in your trash? Curtis did.-Slight Profanity-

THE GARBAGE MAN

Terminal Curtis- This is a poem about being sick. -No Profanity-

TERMINAL CURTIS

Hookahs or Hookers?- This is a poem I wrote for The Bearman and Keith's Iranian Hookah or Iranian Hooker contest. -No Profanity-

HOOKAHS OR HOOKERS

A Monster In The Bathroom- This is a little ditty about children's fear of monsters. -Slight Profanity-

A MONSTER IN THE BATHROOM

What Is Love?- That epic question "What is love?" is answered by the man himself here. -Slight Profanity-

WHAT IS LOVE?

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