Pinky and I, Curtis, come across deer all the time when we're on the road, and we
have come to the conclusion that every deer on the face of the earth is named Melvin. Melvin is a vindictive creature whose
only goal is to make your auto insurance rates go up. They train together to terrorize the human race in retribution for hunting
season. Sometimes Melvin doesn't do so well and they die from time to time, but that is a small price to pay for the glorious
victory of running insurance rates up so high that people can't afford to live, and that is their very real and evil goal.
So next time you see a deer, I want you to stop your car and roll down your window and scream, "Melvin, I see you you
son of a bitch, and you will never take us down!!!" And you take it to Melvin for the sake of the human race. Power to
the people!!!
This gallery is full of funny pictures of Melvin. I hope this embarrasses you you son of
a bitch!
