Ball Saddle- The lower pointed end of the jaw. The chin.
Pusstache- Female pubic hair.
Asshole- The
brains of the human race. Our head coaches, stunt coordinaters, and the webmasters of YouTube. Assholes are the smart people
who rely on their wit.
Moron- The Muscle of the human race. Our star
athletes, stuntmen, and the people who make YouTube what it is. Morons aren't as smart as they are daring, and rely mostly
on luck.
Douchebag- The excess fat of the human race. Our politicians,
food critics, and the people who are too civilized to visit YouTube for a laugh. Doucebags are Morons who think they are assholes,
yet they have no respect for either. They are the people who always know better than you, even though their lives have gone
no where, and they still live in their parents basement.
Psychopath- The
cancerous lymphnodes of the human race. Our serial Killers, bank robbers, and suicide bombers. Psychopaths are assholes who
pretend to be morons to manipulate people into thinking they are something they are not only to turn on you and kill you.
Although they are the smallest majority they are still the most dangerous.
Stupidbitchitus-
A dibilitating disease that only effects females which causes severe memory loss and a chronic lack of common
sense.
Pelvis- A very annoying person who can only be described as a dick, pussy, asshole,
or a combination of the three.
Melvin- The most hateful, evil, destructive creature known
to man whose soul purpose in life is to raise the human race's auto insurance rates until they cannot afford to live any
longer, otherwise known as a deer.
Holy Shit Handle- A device located just above the
passenger window inside a vehicle used for grasping just before you are about to die.
Retard Strength-
A moment of intense rage when someone of a lesser intellect is injured or embarrassed. Normally uncontrollable and spontanious.
Pig Roast- A banquet or formal attended only by police officers and law enforcement officials.
Chicken Head- A sexually active woman, normally addicted to crack, who performs oral sex
for drugs or money.
Loose Goose- A sexually active woman, normally addicted to crack,
who performs oral sex for free.
Word- Correct, indeed, for sure, absolutely, amen, the
end.
Limp Lenny- A penis suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Yaknowhatimsayin-
To ask if one understands the subject being discussed.
Shook- To be caught off guard.
Embarressed or uneasy. Example: You got me shook, Playa!
Orangatitties- A pair of womens
breast which are completely exhausted and drained of any life or structure whatsoever, normally flat and hanging.