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Pinky's Page

!!!CHECK OUT PINKY'S COOKBOOK FOR HIS LATEST RECIPES!!!

click the picture below to see pinkys recipes

My names Pinky I like PEANUT BUTTER BITCH!

Pinky's Favorite Quotes Page

When you're high the dumbest things you could possibly ever do become the most genius thoughts that ever crossed your mind.
-The Imfamous Pinky Pink

You don't take a corndog from a midget with a butcher knife if he ain't dancin'!
-Dr. Phil (SNL)

Pinky's Random Acts of Dumbness!

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-Pinky's Arcade-
Go to Pinkys favorite places to play games

Check out Pinky's Paintings and see how Pinky expresses himself, please, no hate mail.

Pinkys Paintings

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Click the OWNED picture to see Pinky's Owned Videos and watch all of Pinky Pink's hand picked videos of people doing stupid things, or just being plain old retarded, no pun intended.

How to make a woman or man happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber

11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. Never to forget:

birthdays

anniversaries

arrangements she makes.

Easy!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer.

Pinky's Tribute to Evel Knievel

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Pinky's all time hero has always been Evel Knievel. Check out Evel pictures, biography, videos, and other cool Evel Knievel stuff at Pinky's tribute page to the man himself, Evel Knievel.

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