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Sunday, August 24, 2008
The Stupified Children of AmericaThe education system in America has been declining for years and at this point it's
almost useless.
People ask, "Why are our children becoming stupefied?" and truly the
only reason is us. We are to blame for
our lack of intelligence for many reasons. No
child shall be left behind? Why? Because it might hurt their feelings to
know they
were either too stupid or too lazy to pass with the rest of their friends? There was
a time when children
feared their parents. There was a time when an "D" or an "F"
meant you was gonna get your ass whipped.
Now, parents have lost that embarrassment
and turned it into self-righteousness. I watched a video online of a school
bus
driver who had to stop the bus because of a disorderly child, or teen I should say,
and had to call for back
up after the girl became violent. The bus driver, doing her
job to keep all the children safe, would not allow this misfit
off the bus and after
taking the girls phone, she was attacked. After all was said and done the only one
charged
with a crime was the teen, and instead of disciplining this obviously
undisciplined child, the mother was on TV
playing the bleeding heart, crying about
how this was an outrage and how it wasn't over. Now, does that not enable
the child
to continue to believe her shit don't stink? Does that not teach the child there is
no rules? My momma
woulda broke her shoe off in my ass if that was me and I'm damn
glad she would've because at least I learned
respect, decency and consideration. The
problem is 90% of American parents believe their children are God's who can
do no
wrong, hence the stupidity. When a child fails now, the parents don't get angry at
the kid, they get angry
at the system! That is no way to raise a child people. On
the other hand, the system is just as screwed up. Every other
week you see teachers
on strike crying for more money, when they don't even earn the money they get now! I
wish
I could make $40,000.00 for 180 days of work and not even have to be good at
it. These kids are moving on to the next
grade with a 45 percentile! THAT is an
outrage. You mean to tell me these teachers can't do any better than 45%?
This is
what I think should happen. I say if you want these kids to get smart we change
things up dramatically.
I say all teachers must spend 4 years in the marines prior
to their schooling. Then you put them on piece rate and raise
the passing grade to
80%. Give the teachers a $40,000.00 a year base pay and $1,000.00 for each child who
passes
at 80%. Then you eliminate the option of dropping out of school and watch how
this place cleans up in the next decade.
Then, when a kid gets out of line at home
all the parent has to say is, "I'm gonna call your teacher!"
and we'll see how the
little bastards act then. If you want your children to do well and get smart, you
need
to make them. Trust me, they will appreciate it someday if you do. -Word-
3:04 pm est
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
The Internal Rape ServiceThe IRS, a government agency put into place to fund our nations deficit? Or, a
modern mafia based on extortion,
fear tactics and blackmail? I believe it is the
latter of the two. The word blackmail comes from ancient Scotland. The
Highland
people would watch over a cattle farmers cattle for a steep price, but if you did
not pay, you were guaranteed
to wake up to an empty pasture in the morning. Is that
not what the IRS does? They tell you if you pay, your roads will
be fixed, your
schools will be better and our freedom left intact. But, if you don't pay, you will
lose your
money, your home and everything in it. Exactly how "free" are we as United
States Citizens? Apparently not
as free as we'd all like to be. I know everything
has a price, but goddamn, every year I watch more and more of my
salary disappear.
The worst part is, I don't have a choice, they just take it. I don't even have an
option
to decide what it's used for. I believe if you are going to take my money,
regardless of what I think, I should at
least get to decide where it goes. I think
each year we should get a list of all of our funded programs and earmarks
to decide
from. Each citizen should have to choose 20 or so different projects that they would
like to endorse and
when their money is unwillingly stolen from them each week, it
should be divided by 20 and put directly into the projects
they've decided to
endorse. At least then you could feel somewhat satisfied with your lost hours of
labor that
are raped from your paycheck. I do not like the thought of my money being
used to support able-bodied people who refuse
to work, or funding healthcare for
people who not only have no green cards, but can't habla a lick of English! I
don't
like paying 18 cents on the gallon to fund bridge and road projects that are never
even started let alone
finished. I believe we all need to pay for our freedom, but
all I ask is you make me feel like I am part of something
great, don't make me feel
like a rape victim in a group therapy program. We need to stop listening to our
politicians
and start asking the people these crooked liars represent. Ask the
people where they want their money to go and you bet
your ass they'll tell you. In
the words of Franklin Delanor Roosevelt, "The only thing to fear is the people
in
charge!", or something like that. Keep it real red, white and blue. -Word-
5:44 pm est
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Ignorant?I was told that I am an ignorant American who has no idea how good I have it. I was
told that it is my
responsibility to solve world hunger, stop global warming and
free the world from dictatorship. I was told that I am
the reason this world is as
“Ignorant” as it is. In rebuttal I must say this: I do know how good I have it,
the
problem is I am NOT willing to give that up for anyone. You want to tell me that I
am the reason that people
are starving in 3rd world countries? Well guess what?
America too, at one time, had nothing. America too, at one time,
was starving and
disease ridden. Yes, we pushed the natives from their land and yes, we sacrificed
lives to become
free from the powers that controlled us and that in itself proves
that a starving, polluted country ruled by a dictator
can help itself and become the
greatest place on Earth, but only if the people in that country have the will, the
courage and the power to endure as a community to do so. No one helped Americans who
believed it could be what it is
today. I will not give up everything because other
cultures do not have what it takes to overcome their own misfortune.
And beyond
that, yes, maybe I live in a nice warm house, maybe I do work a full-time job to pay
bills for such luxuries
as television, internet and cellular phones, but having it
good is only as good as you know good to be. You see, I wish
all I had to worry
about was killing my supper everyday. Maybe I, as an American, have great privileges
but they
come with a price like anything else. You say, “Curtis, how can you tell
the Mexican people to go back to Mexico
and sign their papers to become American’s
like they’re supposed to?”. It’s simple. Use Social
Security as an animal killed by
a tribe in Africa. Now, imagine walking into their village, uninvited, grabbing that
animal in which you did not help to kill and feeding it to yourself and your family
and imagine what those tribesmen
would do to you. It is not my problem there are
horrible living conditions around the world, it is not my problem there
are a lack
of jobs and security. My problem is like any other human’s in the world to survive
and ensure the
survival of my family. We let anyone in the country considering they
properly go about achieving citizenship but don’t
expect to walk into my village and
steal the food that I killed to feed my family without me being livid with you. If
you wanna eat, kill your own meal you free loading asshole, because I kill for me, I
kill for my family , I put 12
hours a day in at my job to ensure my children have a
bright future and if you can’t go about that the right way,
like every other
immigrant, then go back to where you came from and kick sand! Compassion and respect
are two way
streets, you want one or the other, you better be able to return the
favor, no matter how “good” you think
I have it. I am not willing to accept the
pitiful left wing pleas to beautify Earth if I am told it is my, and only my,
responsibility. I will not help people who refuse to help themselves and damn you
for being hypocritical enough
to call me ignorant while your eyes are only turned in
one direction. For every hard working American in this great country,
I will always
be here for you, you earned it. -Word-
4:36 pm est
Friday, August 1, 2008
3 Types of PeopleI have come to the conclusion that there are three types of people on this Earth.
There are assholes,
there are morons and there are douche bags. What’s the
difference you may ask? Well, there’s a huge difference.
See, I am an asshole. I
respect and can get along with other assholes and morons but there is nothing I hate
more
than a douche bag. Douche bags are morons who think they are assholes. This can
be explained if you look at life like
a game of blackjack and we are all gamblers
with different styles. A moron understands the game. They don’t rely
on wit as much
as luck. They can get caught up in the game when they are winning and forget all
about the laws of
probability. They will go “all in” on a hit even knowing the odds
aren’t in their favor. They are courageous,
but lack foresight. They are the muscle
of the human race. They are our athletes, our stuntmen and the people who have
made
YouTube what it is today. They are the majority. Assholes, much like morons,
understand the game very well
but they play the odds. They are calculating and
smart. They don’t over bet or chance the loss and when the table
switches dealers,
they cash in and move on. Assholes rely on morons to make money, they need each
other. They
are always looking out for their future and are only courageous when it
is absolutely needed. They are the brains
of the human race. They are our head
coaches, our stunt coordinators and the web masters who run YouTube. Assholes come
up with the plan and morons go through with it. Douche bags do not understand the
game at all, but they’ll tell
you everything they think you should know about it.
They’re too stupid to be witty or calculating, but they don’t
have the balls to bet.
A douche bag tells you how to bet after they’ve lost all their money and they
consider
everyone to be morons and have no respect for them. Douche bags are always
right because they are too egotistical to
admit someone may know better than them.
They lack all humility and have never once earned the chips they use to bet.
They
spit on morons and piss off assholes equally. They are the excess fat of the
human race. They are
our food critics, our politicians and the people who are too
civilized to visit YouTube for a laugh. They have many names
like hand job, fuck
face and scum bag among others I do not have time to list. They had no real reason
to dodge
the draft other than sheer laziness and a lack of intestinal fortitude.
Everyone knows a douche bag and if you don’t,
you probably are one. Morons and
assholes pacify them just because we won’t waste our time to argue a lost cause,
but
as soon as the douche bag turns their back, we talk our shit like it was an
epidemic. If you are a moron, good
for you. If you’re an asshole, congrats. But, if
you are a douche bag, please realize it and get some help, because
everyone hates
your dumb, cowardice, I-know-better-then-you ass!
-Word-
10:58 pm est
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