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Monday, May 19, 2008

Beat Your Kids!
I have the tendency to be too critical of people, especially our lawmakers, but I do
believe I am right on the subject that's on my mind at this moment. I was listening
to The Bearman and Keith this week, when I heard them asking a question I had never
put much thought into. Should a parent be punished for a child's lack of
intelligence? The question arose after they read a story about a girl named
Brittany. Apparently, Brittany stopped attending school when she lived with her
mother at age 16. Her father, as I understand it, had custody of her and a judge put
Brittany's education on her father's shoulders. After Brittany failed her GED time
and time again, her father was sentenced to 180 days in prison. Now, when I was a
kid, it didn't take much for my daddy to pull off his belt and whoop my ass, but God
forbid you do that anymore, kids may actually learn discipline and respect! If you
so much as scold your child these days you're considered a child abusing maniac who
needs anger management and psycho therapy. If my daddy ever got sentenced to 180
days in jail because I was either too stupid or too lazy to finish my schooling, he
would have told the judge to tack on some abuse charges while he was at it because
when he got out, Curtis would have been dead meat. I never thought I was abused
growing up and actually, I admire my parents for disciplining me the way they did
because it made me understand the theory of actions and consequences. It gave me
respect and instilled values in me. No, I didn't want to get smacked or whipped and
that was often the reason why I thought twice about doing some of the stupid things
I may have done if I knew there would be no consequences. Pain is a wonderful device
of discipline when it's used properly. Pain is the freeway to the brain, it by
passes all emotion and other unneeded obstacles to get information from point A (the
ass) to point B (the head). Pain is a direct root of travel into many areas of the
mind. It instills fear which creates memories which arise in decision making. If you
whoop your child's ass for taking money out of his mothers purse, chances are 20
years from then, when he has the opportunity to steal again, that memory of a
traumatic ass whoopin' will pop up and cause a feeling of dread that will suppress
his urge of thievery. If instead of a whoopin, you sit him down and explain why he
shouldn't steal, pat his head and give him the money anyways as a sign of truce, all
he will remember is when he gets caught stealing, he still gets the cash. So, in
closing, I say this: Unless this world wants the next generation to be a group of
stupid, lazy, useless, disrespectful thieves, they need to loosen up and let us get
back to what we need to go and beat the unholy shit out of these little heathen
bastard kids until they straighten the hell up. My daddy use to say, "On your feet
or you dead meat!" and to that, Daddy, I can only say, WORD!

3:53 pm est

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Religion
The religions of the world fascinate me. Soothing, inspirational, and yet
destructive and deadly depending on the circumstance. I, myself, claim no religion
in particular and try to keep faith in the thought that this life isn't the end of
my existence. Some religions grab hold of their worshipers so strongly they merely
cause more harm than good. I've had debate upon debate with people from all creeds
and sects about faith, God and the afterlife and come to the conclusion that the
only thing they can agree on is I am wrong and most likely going to hell if not just
dying and ending any eternal life there after for myself. A devout Christian will
tell you God is all knowing and loving, yet still maniacal enough to let you burn in
eternal darkness for infinity if you make the wrong choices, even though he knew
you'd make them and did nothing to stop you. If I say to that Christian that I don't
believe in hell, they immediately turn me into a fourth grader with no intelligence
or experience and label me as a poor, unknowledgeable, lost soul before even letting
me present a rebuttal that may actually make logical sense if they'd take the time
to let it in their thick skulls. On the other hand, a devout Atheist will tell you
we are merely stardust with no real meaning or purpose. This life is all there is to
existence and the soul is a figment of imagination that man invented to make himself
feel special. If  I even so much as mention the fact that I believe I am special and
have a purpose and maybe there is something more to this universe than stardust, I'm
labeled as an unintelligent, backwards, faith healer who still believes in the
boogey man. How different are these two people? Not very different at all if you ask
me. They're so set in how they think and believe that they absolutely refuse to hear
the opinion of a free thinker who gave them the respect to listen to what they had
to say with an open mind and heart. I believe that everyone needs something to
believe in, but I also think this world, with all of its progression and
advancement, needs to step off of its pedestal of "I'm right and that's that" way of
thinking and use something religion, or atheism, isn't very fond of...logic.
Logically speaking, would a creator of the universe make it so vast with so many
countless stars and planets and only create life on one? Would he give his
"children" free will and then apply rules that go against every natural instinct of
how that creature is designed to test its loyalty, and if so, if that creature could
not abide by these rules would he then sentence it to eternal damnation in a place
he created for the wicked? If he is the know all be all why would he create the
wicked in the first place? If he gave free will and didn't like the outcome why not
just take it back? And logically speaking we may have all come from stardust but
does that eliminate the possibility that there might be energy and substance within
all living things the human race is yet to discover? Does that mean we should all
just give up on the notion that there might be a greater life outside of this one?
Does that mean that every thought, feeling, dream, emotion and unexplained phenomena
is just connecters and wires or mere coincidence? I think the majority of this world
is missing the big picture. We need to realize that all is unknown until its over.
No one can claim to be "right" when the only way to do that is to die. You need to
not live by the order of death and enjoy your life. Do what you can to be a good
person and treat others right. You'll feel it if you are and if this life is all
there is, they why spend it fighting for the fact itself? Enjoy yourselves and leave
others do the same. There is no reason to persecute someone for their beliefs. If it
works for them, it's a beautiful thing, and if it doesn't directly effect you, leave
it alone. Dream on, live free, and stop asking me to join your church. :) -Word-
4:42 pm est

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Who You Votin For?
Election time is right around the corner and once again we’re left with a grab bag
of admirable and inspirational candidates to choose from to be our fearless leader.
For anyone who isn’t from this planet, that was sarcasm. We are so far beyond the
point of no return that there is no real change in sight. You will hear the
candidates speak of the glorious changes they will make to better our country and
our lives, and to be honest, I’d trust mud wrestling a starving cannibal with a
steak knife before I’d believe anything these power hungry word robots have to say.
Before you judge my lack of confidence as being ignorant, please hear me out. Who do
we have to choose from? Well, on the Democratic side, we have Barack Obama. The
Golden Boy. Our countries Savior of Change and Progress. What does he promise? A
stronger economy, ending the war and strict gun laws if not making them illegal all
together. Ok, try to take my guns Mr. Obama and see how far out my front door you
get. You see, whether or not this country full of uneducated sissies realizes it or
not, making guns illegal only takes them away from the good people who intend to use
them correctly. The bad guys will always have fire arms, legal or not and use them
in crime and punishment. I wouldn’t call myself a gun advocate, but I’m sure if the
victims of Virginia Tech were raised like myself, with respect for guns and
understanding in what they are to be used for and if they were all armed, there
would have only been one victim...the assailant. The problem is this world has
evolved into an unknowledged fraternity of sissies who don’t even know what
confrontation feels like because their overbearing, overprotective parents never
exposed them to the real world. Thus, a lack of control when someone goes nuts and
wants to kill. So Mr. Obama will take guns away from the small percentage of people
who still have enough brains to use them properly. Then we have little Miss Hilary
“My name is WOMAN” Clinton who lies about being shot at just to seem like some kind
of heroine, only to make a complete ass out of herself in front of the world. I’m
sure in her mind men are useless scum just because she couldn’t satisfy her husband
enough to keep him from mouth humping some fat intern while in office, therefore she
will liberate the already overprotected and over privileged female population and
euthanize all male species with a carnival of laws and rules that will supress men
everywhere until we are dead in our coffins filled with Oprah and the Lifetime
Channel only to burn our already beaten lifeless bodies with flames made of
estrogen. Then on the Republican side we have Mr. Hero himself, John McCain. This
pissed off white man is nothing more than George Bush with a vocabulary and a
vendetta against anything that isn’t American. He can’t even talk about Iraq without
flashing back to Nam and trying to pull imaginary bamboo slivers from under his
fingernails. I’m sure he gets an erection just thinking about anything that has to
do with camouflage and probably still keeps a bullet in his pocket just in case
“Charlie” jumps out of the bush. To be honest, regardless of what they say, all of
these candidates are still endorsed and influenced by the huge corporations that
have always been endorsing politics and those companies and people will always want
the same thing from the people they helped get into office and they will always come
before you and me. So, will things ever really “change”? No, but we as a society let
it get this way so all we can do is blame ourselves. Curtis Jones says vote for none
of the above and let this monopoly of lies and dishonesty collapse so we can rebuild
a society that we can trust. Let us not forget, there is hope. -Word-

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